Monday, August 22, 2016

Wallowery! ;-)

Guys, I know sometimes it's hard AF. You wake up & you're like "today's the day I'm giving up coffee then you have 3 coffees & it's 10 am & you're still laying in bed scrolling on Instagram & watching cat videos & you tell yourself you're going to write or create something but all you do is make 3 eggs & the shells fall in you think: fuck it: texture. And the baby's crying or you don't have a baby but the husband is being an asshole or you wish you had a husband or a girlfriend or whatever but it's a beautiful day so you think you'll ride your bike but then your bike tires are flat because you haven't ridden in 3 years & do you even own a bike anyway? So you lay in bed sticky from breast milk leaking from your boobs or coffee you said you wouldn't drink that spilled on you & you scroll & look at everyone's perfect happy lives & you start pulling your eyebrow hairs out (nervous habit) because you wonder how you'll catch up? You wonder what you've done that's so remarkable? You wonder why you suck the most & literally no one else does.

Well, I feel you. I call this wallowing in your own suckery! Don't wallow under any circumstances. Don't be an asshole & wallow. Or wallow for like 5 minutes but then snap the f out of said wallowery of said suckery & fuckery. You don't suck. You are remarkable. Yes, you, you sticky, bikeless, coffee breathed human. You! Remember- social media is 99% bullshit. Remember- this is not a race. Remember- we all think we suck sometimes. Remember- we do suck sometimes but that's called being a damn human being. So don't wallow in it. Just get up and put your non-asshole pants on & do something to get out of your head. Or don't put pants on. 

Tag someone who doesn't suck. I love you!!

#dontbeanasshole #dontwallowinyourownsuckery


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